I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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