Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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