I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
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