whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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