why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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