Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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