I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
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