You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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