im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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