these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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