He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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