sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Randomize
