You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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