I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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