My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
After tacos, we're chasing women.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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