tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
drinking out of a sandbucket again
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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