im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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