gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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