I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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