they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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