i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I FOUND THE LEGS
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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