Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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