I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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