Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
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