brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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