Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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