Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
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