He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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