Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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