Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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