His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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