Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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