Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Randomize
