Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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