That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
P.S. I can't hear my feet
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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