she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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