sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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