we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
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I need you to use more vowels.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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