I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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