i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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