im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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