i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
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