Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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