you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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