You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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