Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Come share oat with me in your robe
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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