So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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