i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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