Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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