Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
You left your underwear on the fireplace
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Where are you guys?
Drunk
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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