I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
