at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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